The problem isn't that my standards are too high.

The problem is that fictional men keep setting the bar.

Growling mafia bosses. Morally grey billionaires. Possessive anti-heroes. Men who would burn the world down for the woman they love.

And then there's Dave from accounting.

Made for romance readers who know the real competition isn't other women—it's fictional men.

👕 Fabric: Soft, breathable 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors may vary).

✨ Fit: Designed for lounging, plotting, or rejecting reality in favor of fictional red flags.

🌱 Ethics: Made-to-order for sustainable shopping. Because while some men are disposable, your wardrobe shouldn’t be.

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